ALIENS ARRIVED, WE'RE DOOMED

We're not kidding, folks. Actual aliens have arrived, and they're not here to make small talk. They're here to... well, we're not entirely sure what they're here to do, but it's probably to take all our snacks.

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Welcome to Earth, Humans!

We've been watching you for some time, and we've decided to drop by for a visit. Don't worry, we promise not to probe you... too much.

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Meet the new Queen of the Alien Army!

Their ridiculously large eyes